Alright, it's time to get a little real around here. Once upon a time, I was that girl in the "sexy fill in the blank" Halloween costume. Little Red Riding Hood? Check. Tinker Bell? Check. Sexy Cow? Check, check. And at the ripe age of 19, I'm not ashamed to say that I had the confidence to rock those get ups. #wheredmyabsgo
While I wholeheartedly believe that you should rock whatever outfit/costume/makeup trend you damn well please regardless of your age/physique/child &/or marital status; I have personally reached a point in my life where I am just really, really happy wearing a stretchy waistband whenever I deem it appropriate. Halloween is now a stretchy waistband appropriate event in my life. Can I get an amen?
With that said, are you ready to have the comfiest Halloween of your entire life? Let's do this.